"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Omg I was kidding but wth u guys actually sent me messages saying I’m hot thank u 4 obeying my commands u r loyal citizens and u r absolutely right I am hella CUTE and HOT
Rescuing you, of course
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO
THIS MADE ME SMILE SO HARD AW
See this is what people should do instead of fucking squishing ice cream y’all look stupid as hell, and this would just make someone’s day.
aw I love this
People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet