genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

tastefullyoffensive:

[rachelspeaking]

Omg I was kidding but wth u guys actually sent me messages saying I’m hot thank u 4 obeying my commands u r loyal citizens and u r absolutely right I am hella CUTE and HOT

HELLA

Rescuing you, of course

voxtide:

gofuckingcrazywild:

lohanthony:

immiqrant:

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO

THIS MADE ME SMILE SO HARD AW

See this is what people should do instead of fucking squishing ice cream y’all look stupid as hell, and this would just make someone’s day.

aw I love this

blissfullyessential:

stunningpicture:

Perfect fit

bewbin:

People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*

Me: △?


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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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Updates

Watching: makeup tutorials tbh
Reading: ~drarry~
Listening to: wtnv episode 22
Working on: being happy